

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.


it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.
im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post


What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.
This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

kill the cop inside your head. kill the cop inside your head. stop trying to police everyone around you. kill the cop inside your head. punitive measures / punishments are not the solution to society. kill the cop inside your head.
the opening of Calamity | the opening of the Ravening War
unstoppable force (impending deadline) vs. immovable object (executive dysfunction)

Over 400 votes and I still haven’t voted so I still don’t know how it is skewing
Don’t tell me
Just reblog for, idk, maximizing the oncoming shenanigans of my reaction when I find out

If you're playing a spellcaster in D&D and you're wondering if you should take a healing spell let me just assure you: the party ALWAYS needs more healing

We do not, I'm fine.

And how many hit points of "fine" are you?

ENOUGH
That healing spell could be the difference between victory and a TPK. But so could casting one more fireball.

Thank you, I'm always saying this.
Having been the deciding factor between healing you and using an attack spell, tell me Cipher how did you fare hmm?
Moral of the story, We can always use more healing

I think everything turned out OK and I believe my decision making process requires no alterations.
You literally died...

Temporarily died!
Ancestry.com says I come from a long line of drunken village oafs
Ancestry.com has used my genetic information without my consent to make a 1.2 million strong clone army to sell to the Galactic Republic
did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

I keep thinking about this post. Did you let me? As in did you not save me? and Did you let me? as in did you allow me the comfort of your embrace at the expense of your own pain, knowing tomorrow I would be back and fine but you’d still be feeling my blood against your skin?
Did you let me die in your arms?